I can speak little english, and my son also speaks english very well his name is Mark and his tell is:00225 09487353 .you can call him for more information.
Hi!
with the common person looking for a relationship, one would think that it wouldn’t be hard to come up with something original. its quite easy to stand out in a crowd if you live to make people lple one could write this as a “personal profile”. I’m a 37 y/o male with an extreme hair problem, (it keeps growing back!) who likes to take long walks off of short piers, and those new fangled concrete shoes ?? you must be a female, (humans are my preference as my last date with a bovine ended up with me somehow covered in hay….) she must be willing to laugh as i have been told im extremely funny (looking)!
and…if you don’t? As a fan of the old comedians I like your example, but I can’t write anything like that myself, at least not well ??
Here’s one I used once: “I’m your average Software programmer with 4 women tied up to the heater duct in my basement, looking for a fifth to keep them company! Dinners include Bread and water. Must do well under captivity and follow orders without occasionally dashing for the front door!”
Believe it or not, I actually got a few messages and a date from this profile! I won’t go into detail on their mental health and I’ll just leave it at that ??
Horny old man wants 21y/o honeys for fun and head games of all kinds. This one works every time, try it for yourselves’, I haven’t copied righted it yet and there is no patent either! Go for it !
There’s a new bestselling novel, soon to be made into a movie, based on a true story of a fat, smelly nerd who uses advice from the internet to go out with a woman for the first time in his life. He even marries her in the end.
The movie company recently hired thousands of otakus to run around Tokyo as extras in the movie, and now the otakus are complaining about “defamation”.
Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the edinburgh sugar daddy websites purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.
Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man’s life is–how many “cool,” “exciting” and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.
Sex is required on first date
Last week when carpooling to work, I received a treat which flys in the face of what I just said..
Some movement again caught my eye, and the man on the left was waving at me. Thinking I might know him, I took my sunglasses off to get a better look. In reality, this should of been a sign to turn away, but I was confused.
Then he some how managed to keep one foot on the gas, along with his right hand on the steering wheel, and in a matter of seconds this guy was able to stand up with his whole front body facing me (which I’m still baffled how you managed to do this and drive) He then started pelvic thrusting his ‘cash and prizes’ in my direction, while laughing hysterically, like i just opened a can of peanuts, but a snake made out of springs popped out. This action looked much like any movie where you see a male stripper pelvic thrusting, but unlike its done in the movies usually with the saftey of boxer shorts, or tight black pants like the Chippendale’s wear. Not this guy, no no. You had the pants, and the boxers pulled down, and your t-shirt pulled up a little. I even saw belly button.