Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig Additional transcribing by: Eric Aasen (mention: The formerly http://besthookupwebsites.net/local-hookup/perth/ unseen parts of this occurrence include shown in bluish text.)
Chandler: Alright, and so I’m back twelfth grade, I’m standing in the cafeteria, and I see Im completely nude.
I just you shouldn’t like him
Chandler: suddenly, the phone actually starts to band. Today I am not sure what you should do, folks begins checking out myself.
Chandler: at long last, I figure I would much better respond to it, a nd it turns out it is my personal mother, which will be very-very unusual, because- she never phone calls myself!
Ross: i recently feel just like anybody attained down my throat, grabbed my personal small bowel, taken it of my personal mouth area and tied up they around my personal neck.
Monica: Oh actually, so as that hysterical call i obtained from a female at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never need grandkids, I’ll most likely never have actually grandchildren.” got what? An incorrect quantity?
Joey: Okay Ross, appearance. You’re feeling countless problems immediately. You are resentful. You are injuring. Can I let you know what the response is?
Rachel: Oh Jesus Monica hi! Give Thanks To God! I just visited your own strengthening and also you weren’t indeed there and this person with a big hammer stated you could be here and you’re, you happen to be!
It’s simply two different people venturing out to supper and- devoid of intercourse
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to all or any) Okay, folks, this can be Rachel, another Lincoln extreme survivor. (to Rachel) this will be every person, this will be Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my cousin Ross?
(each goes to hug but Ross’s umbrella starts. The guy sits back overcome again. A second of silence employs as Rachel sits plus the rest anticipate their to describe.)
Rachel: Oh Goodness. better, it started about a half hour before the event. I was inside area where we were maintaining most of the offers, and I had been looking at this gravy vessel. This really attractive Lamauge gravy motorboat. When out of the blue- (towards waitress that produced their coffee)nice ‘n’ Lo?- we recognized that I became much more turned on from this gravy ship than by Barry! Right after which I managed to get actually freaked-out, and that is whenever it struck me: just how much Barry seems like Mr. Potato mind. Y’know, after all, i usually knew checked common, but. Anyway, i recently was required to step out of indeed there, and that I begun curious ‘precisely why have always been I carrying this out, and which in the morning we carrying this out for?’. (to Monica) therefore in any event i simply don’t understand which place to go, and I also realize both you and You will find kinda drifted apart, nevertheless’re the only people we understood which stayed within the town.
Rachel: Ooh, I became kinda wanting that couldn’t become an issue. [Scene: Monica’s suite, everyone is truth be told there and enjoying a Spanish Soap on television and are generally trying to figure out what is going on.]
Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: force this lady on the staircase! Push the girl along the stairs! Push this lady down the steps!
Rachel: C’mon Daddy, pay attention to myself! its like, it’s similar, all of living, everybody has always explained, ‘You’re a footwear! You’re a shoe, you are a shoe, you are a shoe!’. Now i simply stopped and I mentioned, ‘let’s say Really don’t want to feel a shoe? Imagine if I want to feel a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not claiming i really want you purchasing me a hat, I’m stating i’m a ha- its a metaphor, Daddy!